X-Files Filk on the Web

Filk based on The X-Files and X-Philes. Last updated January 18, 2001.

• Fifty Ways to Leave Your Brother by Flywoman
• 50 Ways to Murder Mulder by Hal
• The Agents of Penzance by Andrea English
• The Alien Connection by Randi Lynn Gross. Scroll down to the end of "The Muppets Take the X-Files".
• Alien Rumours by Micah J. Stupak
• Angela Reese's X-Files Filks includes: X-Files Theme, and X-Files Debate.
• The Archive With No Name: Misc. Other, including filks.
• Arlini's Filks
• The Ballad of Fox Mulder by Constance Cochran
• Beyond Gethsemane by Maureen S. O'Brien. Also at Gossamer.
• BruceX by Zara Hemla
• Building Conspiracies by Sarah "S/S" Kiley
• The Complete Works of Vixen, Poet Laureate of the FMU include: The Cancerman Can, and Oompa Loompa Song (XF version).
• Do the Hokie Pokie by Chad Rosendo Bolosan
• Don't Give Up Redux by Constance "Eilonwy" Cochran
• The Duchovny/Anderson Fight Song by Danger Bob. With a.wav sample (161K). Scrollll on down!
• Faxes from the Lone Gunmen by Peter Copeman. Scroll on down. Filks are in "For Dana", "Dana, Dana", and "Dana Scully". Just keep scrolling down....
• Filks at the Gossamer Project Specialty Archive Rummage around a bit!
• Filks by Zara Hemla Scroll on down past the fanfiction and poetry.
• Filksongs at the Bookcase
• Fowley Filks: Order of the Uplifted St. Fowley -- link found on theBawdy Filk page.
• Frohike's Song by Michelle Hiley
• The FBI's Most Unwanted's Library includes a songbook by Neonsister. Includes: If I Only Had 1 Arm (The Krycek Song); The Pendrell Song; The Peacock Family; Max Pfennig's Silver Trailer; and A Few of My Favorite X-Files.
• Gillian Anderson by Duchov
• Help! (I Need Some Scully) by Darshann
• I Do Not Like the Cancerman by Geoff "Professor X-Files" Peterson
• I Want Byers by J.D. Rush
• If: X-Files Fanfiction by Zara Hemla includes many filks.
• Jose Chung by Nicole Mason and Melissa "Merlin Missy" Wilson
• Ka-Bum! by Ellen Smithee. Krycek/CSM filk in German.
• Kiss Me Scully by Anilize
• Little Agent Mulder by Nicole Mason and Melissa Wilson
• Loa's Lair filks through the conspiracies of life with more songs than you can shake a stick at, by many fine X-Philkers.
• Susan's a lot of really funny X-Files songs
• The Lyrical Side of the X-Files includes filks: The 12 Days of X-Mas, Ascension Theme, Dancin' in Memphis, Duke of Knee, Solving a Mystery, Agents of Penzance, Can You Hear the Shippers Sing, How Bizarre 2, Special Agent, The Last Ones, Pendrell the Redhaired Lab Boy, Meant to Do, All the Lonely People, X-Files: The Musical (Sasha E. Wolfe), Smells Like Boxcar Fire, Wonderwall, and many more.
• The Man in the Shadows by Batya "The Toon" Wittenberg
• Maureen's X-Files Filk includes: Beyond Gethsemane, Colorful Metaphors, Dancin' in Memphis (2 versions), Dead Bunnies Aren't Much Fun, I Wish I'd Fallen in Love with You, The Lady of the Land, No Proof No Body, The Seven X-Files Wonders, She Is My Sun, The Skeptic, Soul Is Steel, Why Do I Let My Partner Drive?, and Your Eyes Are a Forest. Most of the songs are also available at Gossamer.
• Men in Black by Tim Scott
• Modern Alien Entity by rec.music.filk and alt.tv.x-files.creative. I helped!
• Mulder Went Down to Georgia by Nicole Mason and Melissa "Merlin Missy" Wilson
• My Frohike by J.D. Rush
• The Night They Shot Poor Pendrell Down by R.J. Christensen. Scroll past the top ten lists. It's there. Really.
• Ophelia's Filks Scroll down past her fics.
• The Perfect X-File by Morgan LaFaye is a filk musical version of Redux/Redux II. Try Fluky,Skinner orKrycek Gossamers.
• Pixie and Embee's X-Files Songs: includes Embee's Yellow Rain, Green Sliming, People, Miss Scully's New Age Blues, Entomology, and Cancerman; and Pixie's Every Puff He Takes, King of Pain, Scully Spice Tribute, Day in the Life, Marita in the X-Files, and Ode to Krycek.
• Puffy's Jukebox at the
• Scully Is Everywhere by loa.
• The Severed's Filks from Skull and Aderyn
• Song in the Key of Fox by Nick Fox
• Song Parodies by Keri Givens and Jennifer Johnson
• Super Geek by J.D. Rush
• The Sweetheart of ATXC by Tim Scott
• T'ain't Neither by Paul Kwinn
• They'll None of 'Em Be Missed by Hal
• The Truth Is Out There by Debbie Ridpath Ohi
• Tunguskan Rhapsody by Arrhae and Salatrel
• The Twelve Days of Investigating by Jessica Golden
• Viva Las Love Interest by Gil Trevizo. Scroll down to part 9 or so of "Playing Elvises".
• Why's Everybody Always Picking on Me? by Jill Morrison. Scroll on down through "Alex Krycek Goes to Hell".
• Winnie's X-Filks: includes Greenbugs, Help Me Dana, I Am the Very Model of a Modern Assistant Director, Mulder(1), Mulder(2), My Favorite X-Things, Send in the Clones, The Lone Gunman Shanty, Three Sneaky Lone Gunmen, The X-Files (Online), The X-Files Division, The X-Files Pair, The Twelve Days of X-Mas, We Didn't Start the X-Files, We're the X-Files Fans, and X-Files-aniacs.
• Wrong Way by Verbal (aka Fenster McManus). Filk and story.
• X Marks the Spot: filks by Kim Endiape
• X'ed Out by Martha Todd-Prather.
• X-Files Filks by Angela Reese
• X-Filesmusic.com
• X-Philes Filks
• X-Rated First Date, or Why Fox Mulder Has No Romantic Life by Gary Ehrlich

  Musicals

  • Rocky X: a Rocky X-Files Picture Show by D. Joan Leib.
  • The Sound of Krycek by Mapbisac et al.
  • Spirits and Aliens and Scully, Oh My! by Shannon Lynch. Scroll down to "You're Off to See the AD", "If I Only Could Get Laid" and "Somewhere Beyond the X-Files". Part of the Spirit series.
  • Samantha: The Movie! by Michael Franz
  • The X-Files: A Musical by Jennifer Kahng and Kris Selander includes: Part of Your World, The X-Files, Scully the FBI Agent, The Alien Connection, The Big Bad Fluke, You Say, X-Files Day, In the Basement, X-File Night, 12 Days of X-Files, UFO's, Scully's Abduction, Oh Friday Night, When You're a Fed (different from below), All I Really Want Is Some Proof, Other One Is Shooting Your Shoulder, In Spite of Me, and First We'll Take DC.
  • X-Files Story: The Musical by Kipler. Includes: When You're a Fed, Plausible, The Dance of UST, Samantha, Tooms Night, A Muldercide, Trust No One, Memories, Tooms Might/This Time/Last Night, Erlenmeyer Flask, I Feel Spooky, Ascension/Scully, Agent Krycek, The Battle for Mulder's Soul, and Finale.
  • X-Ville: the Musical by Beagle, Loiselle, et al. on the X-Ville Homepage. Includes Moose and Squirrel, Spooky Agent Mulder, Fugue for LoneGuns, '98, The Secret Informant, The Ballad of Queequeg, Sister, I Dream I'll Find My Sister Sam, Jose Chung's Outer Space, Do You Hear the Victims Sing?, Gory Victim Trio, When You're a Rat, Terma Tonight, Merry Old Land of X; Don't Cry for Me, Agent Mulder; Lungs Full of Cancer, Skinner He Said 'Shut Up!', Waiting for My Scully, Waltz for Mulder and Krycek, Marita, On This Night of the Shippers' Dreams, Single Bullet Theory, We Are Not Alone, The Impossible Task, and There's a Show for Us.
  • X-Files: The Musical I by Sasha Elizabeth Wolfe. Includes: FBI Songs, Prologue, Answering Machine Song, Confrontation, and On My Own.
  • X-Files: The Musical II by Sarah Elizabeth Wolfe. Part VIII of the Dimensions series. Includes Truth, Light Up My Life, Phantom of the Hoover Building, Goodbye, Light My Cigarette, Back to Before, and There's a Light.

Poetry --

• The Gossamer Project's poetry files
• Barren Fields
• Conspiracy Episodes
• Faxes from the Lone Gunmen by Peter Copeman. Scroll on down.
• Gimmie More by Peter Copeman
• How the Surfer Stole Fanfic by Mustang Sally. Cool filk at the end, too.
• The Lovesong of CGB Spender by Zara Hemla
• Niamh Crilly's Poems
• Ode to Memento Mori
• Parodies by Professor X-Files. Trrrrust me.
• A Pretty Weird Couple Are We by Zara Hemla
• Punk Poetry by Punk M.

  Sonnets by Paula Graves

  • Anchored after "Irresistable"
  • Effects of Time after "Nisei"/"731"
  • Fragile is the Glass after "Tempus Fugit"/"Max"
  • Riddle Incomplete after "Paper Hearts"
  • Song of Life after "Memento Mori"
• An X-Files Night by Kim Maurice
• The X-Files Raven by pRoDiGy
• Waking: part of Juliettt's "Marriage" series.
• You Are Old, Cancer Man

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