Here we go!
*Duck and cover everyone! Badfic coming up!*
By request our brave, stout-hearted hero-
*Oh, shut up!*
Hey! I like doing that! Anyway, Holmes and Co. are, by request,
going to read 'My Lovely MST'. Along with *ME!*, Angel, Mary and
Joanne! Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
*She's been working on her laugh!*
HOLMES: Let us read 'My Lovely MST'. Maybe it will be more
entertaining then the last story.
MORIARTY: *he was too busy moping to bother answering.*
*They read the first two chapters.*
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: Ohhhhhhh my.....
MORIARTY: Yuck! What a terrible story!
MARY: Hey! I'll have you know that Frodo and I wrote that!
ANGEL: Lesson number one! Never insult Frodo within a fifty-mile
radius of Mary! They're like Holmes and Lestrade...obviously in
love, but still in denial.
MARY, HOLMES, LESTRADE AND MORIARTY: WHAT?!
*C.D.*: *Smooth move, Angel.*
ANGEL: *sweatdrops* Uhh....
JOANNE: No, no. What she MEANT to say is that unlike Holmes
and Lestrade, who are in denial...
*Lestrade gives patented death glare*
JOANNE: ...Erm, ah, Mary and uh, Frodo are just friends! Yeah, that's
ANGEL: *Nods vigorously*
HOLMES: Really, how mistaken can you girls become! Lestrade and
I are co-workers and nothing else!
LESTRADE: *looks slightly hurt*
HOSTESSES: Riiiiiiiight! Whatever you say, detective-boy!
HOLMES: *looks non-plussed*
MORIARTY: Can we get back to the story?
MARY: I thought you said you didn't like it? Hmmmmm....
MORIARTY: It's better than listening to Holmes and the yardie flirt.
LESTRADE: It's turning out to be one of those days...
HOLMES: I must concur.
LESTRADE: Actually agreeing with me? Wow, there's a first.
*says this in her usual >couldn't care less< way*
MORIARTY: If we could move ON!?
LESTRADE: Geez! Sure! Don't go all uptight on us!
*They finish the story*
LESTRADE: I am scarred for LIFE! How COULD you write that! That
is just wrong on SSSSOOOOOOOOOO many levels it's not even
funny! A make-believe friend named bubld-- you're insane!
HOLMES: *Shudder, shudder, twitch* I got married to Moriarty!
MORIARTY: Oh, my God...where's the phone!? I need to 9-1-1!!!!!!
Actually, no, wait! I like that story! I get to make fun of Holmes
AND marry Lestrade! Yeah!
MARY: Well, actually that part was an accident....
ANGEL: Wow! Mary! You've really got Lestrade's responses down
MARY: I always knew I was a great writer!
*C.D.* AND JOANNE: *roll eyes*
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: Scary, scary, scary! *shudder, shudder!*
There you go! I think I'm gonna end this in the next
chapter. It's getting kinda repetitive. Send me ending ideas coz I'm