Moriarty: Welcome to Live with Moriarty. It is currently
4:12 am EST and our lovely writer is extremely bored and has insomnia.
Watson: Plus poor spelling
Demoness: Don't start on my grammar, Watson! It's the bloody
keyboard, I tell you!
Moriarty: Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely
interrupted, tonight's guest is a Mr. Sherlock Holmes. He is well
known for his achievements in Victorian London, as chronicled by Dr.
John Watson, and his latest achievements here in the 22nd century.
Moriarty: Tell me, Holmes....you don't mind if I call you that,
Holmes: Does it matter? You'll call me that anyway.
Moriarty: Right...well, Holmes, tell us about your latest case.
Holmes: I am not at liberty to give out information on that case.
I've been sworn to secrecy.
Moriarty: Really? How interesting. Well then, moving on to the
next question. Do you love or have you loved Inspector Beth Lestrade?
Holmes: Um...That's personal.
Moriarty: So you admit to either one?
Holmes: I haven't admitted to anything, Professor.
Moriarty: Come now, how difficult can it be for you to say yes or
no to the question?
Holmes: Do you love her?
Moriarty: I'm the one that's asking the questions here.
Holmes: Now look who is avoiding the questions.
Fenwick: And now a commercial break.