On the first day of Christmas, my friends sent to me,
A dead detective brought back to life.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my friends sent to me:
Twelve news on demand,
Eleven computer hacking Tennysons,
Ten snivelling Fenwicks,
Nine karate-kicking Lestrades,
Eight flying cars,
Seven ionizers,
Six yelling Greysons,

Five blue Carbuncles,

Four robot Watsons,
Three Irregulars,
Two Moriarty clones,
And a dead detective brought back to life.