Star Trek Filk

Old Trek --

• 50 Ways to Kill an Ensign by Joel Polowin. Also at Omphalos
• Amanda Goes Shooping by Rob Morris. Okay, so it's just baaaarely a filk. Still....
• Another Saturday Night by Bob Kanefsky
• Ballad of the Redshirts by Novareinna
• Banned from Argo by Leslie Fish, "the unofficial Trek national anthem". at Swarthmore. Also a page about its fame, Banned from Argo -- and the Filk Circuit. Argo sequels:
  • Argo's Fire-Breathing Daughter by Bob Kanefsky,
  • Talking Banned from Argo by Joe Bethancourt, and
  • Like a Tribble to the Slaughter by Joel Polowin
  • The prologue to Kathleen Dailey's "Any Other Lifetime".
  
  
• Battle Hymn of the Federation by Larry Miller and Melissa Binde
• Charlie by Kathy Mar
• Demon in the Dark by Kathy Mar, and its parody, Mineral Rights by Bob Kanefsky. An MP3 of this song is available at his page on MP3.com
• Ensigns by Erik Joramo
• The Enterprise B by Rob Morris
• Every Seven Years Author unknown.
• Filk You! by Rob Morris A sorta filk/songfic mix.
• From Delta with Love by Bob Kanefsky
• Gilligan's Enterprise (ST:TMP) by B.F. and I.W.
• The IDIC Way by Rhodri James
• Ishmael by Sibylle
• Kirk's Breakdown, a bluegrass MIDI version of the TV themesong. Interesting!
• Kirk's Toupee by Martin Vaughn
• Klingons Are Coming by Jeff Duntemann
• Klingon Country Vampire by Joel Polowin

  Klingon Diplomatic Corps:

  Filks from the Dorsai Irregulars Songbook
  
  • That Chicago Con by Anne Passovoy
  • Come All You Cadets by Anne Passovoy
  • Imperialism for Fun and Profit by Paula Smith and 'Irving Quiznowski'
  • It Was a Hell of a StrekCon by Anne Passovoy
  • Klingon Diplomatic Corps by Robert Asprin and its sequel Klingon Auxiliary Corps by Paula Smith
• The Laddie by Joel Polowin
• Let's Get the Hell out of Here by Jordan Mann
• Like a Tribble to the Slaughter by Joel Polowin
• The Mechanical Bride by Bret Dawson and Clive Thompson
• On the Good Ship Enterprise by Doris Robins and Bjo Trimble
• Read My Lips by Bob Kanefsky
• Security by Bonnie Hilton
• The Security Fight Song by Angela Reese
• A Slanderous Song Author unknown.
• Somewhere Over the Barstool by Gail Pittaway
• Spock Goes to Camp by William James Cuffe
• Spock: The Naked Time by Cheree Cargill
• Star Fleet Life by Dusty Jones and Chris Balderson
• Star Fleet's Red Shirts by Dave Weingart -- just keep scrolling down.
• Take Me Home, Starry Roads by Jan Snyder
• There's an Amoeba by Mildred Torgerson
• Tiberius Rising by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
• The Tribble Is a Fuzzy Beast by Leslie Fish
• Vulcan Logical Time Bomb by Joel Polowin. Well, it does make sense....
• Waltz for Organs and Vulcan Harp by Joel Polowin
• Where Is the Captain Gone? by Sibylle
• Wouldn't It Be Logical? by Gail Pittaway (keep scrolling past "There's an Amoeba")

Next Gen filk --

• Amanda's a Q by Gary Ehrlich
• The Ballad of Data and Tasha by Diane K. McCarty
• The Battle of the Neutral Zone by Ellen Edgerton
• Beverly's Lament by Joel Polowin
• The Comforts of Home by Bob Kanefsky, with MP3 available at The Coming of the Borg by Ellen Kranzer
• The Compleat Trekwriter by Tom Holt. Also here.
• Crazy Little Thing Called Borg by Conrad Leviston
• Dear Kindly Captain Picard by Joel Polowin
• Dilithium Rhapsody by Eric the Fruitbat at: Susan Stepney's and Eric the Fruitbat's.
• Does Your Matter Lose Its Cohesion? by Jordan Mann
• The Dread Ensign Wesley by Tom Smith. You have been warned.
• The Engines on the Ship by Dave Weingart, also at his page.
• Enterprise by Rhodri James
• Glob of Nose Latex by Major Matt Mason
• I Fought the Borg and the Borg Won by Ellen Edgerton. Also in the filk article at Project Galactic Guide
• I Have a Team by Tero Ykspetäjä (Kaisa)
• I Heard It through the Comm Line Uncredited.
• I Like to Be on Terra by Marissa Anderson
• I Love Q by Ellen Edgerton
• The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog by Kevin Wald
• Look to the Stars by Rhodri James
• Lost My Powers (And I'll Cry If I Want To) by Ellen Edgerton
• Mr. Worf by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
• The Neurotic Love Song by Debbie Ridpath Ohi, Allison Durno, and Jodi Krangle. To baldly go....
• The Night of 359 by Rob Morris
• Nilvana by Gary Ehrlich
• Number One by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
• Remember Khitomer by Andy Wheeler
• Riker of the Enterprise by Ellen Edgerton
• Ro, Why Did You Leave Me? by Izzy
• The Same Old Line by Gail Barber and Ann Hinch
• "Seuss Trek: If Dr. Seuss wrote for ST:TNG..." by Dave Fuller. At: Lee Gatteri's (Dave Fuller's cousin), John Robinson's (credited!), Kym's (uncredited), Northrup's (uncredited), Alexander's (uncredited), Ellison's Warehouse of Weirdness (uncredited), The Joker's (uncredited), and Dave Doyle's. I'm sure there are other places....
• Songs about Star Trek: Songs by Judith Hayman.
• The Star Trek Song
• Starfleet Man by Stewart M. Wiener.
• The Starfleet Song by Ellen Edgerton.
• Star Trekkin': The Next Generation by Two Bit
• STTNG Filk by Marguerite K.A. Petersen
• Talkin' Bout Next Generation by Conrad Leviston
• Trouble in Alpha Quadrant by Jordan Mann
• When I Turned Off Lore by J. Juls

DS9 --

• Bajoran Gratitude Festival Carol by Kevin Wald
• Blows a Wynn of Change, aka "Cuz She's the Kai" by A.D. Burrows
• The Cardassian Song by Charlene Vickers
• Dukatian Rhapsody by Lea L. Frost
• Eye of the Needle by Sherman Dorn
• Gene Roddenberry's Ghost Is Haunting Deep Space Nine by Gary Ehrlich, and
• Gene Roddenberry's Ghost by Ann Sasahara. Hey, some filks have to be done.
• I Am a Pagh Wraith King by Lea L. Frost
• I Was on Deep Space Nine by Conrad Leviston
• Jadzia Got Run Over by a Pah Wraith by Izzy
• Joining by Steve Macdonald
• Not So Trilled by Judith Hayman
• Odo/Kira! by J. Juls
• One Night in Quark's Place by GreenWoman
• Our DS9 by Catherine Allan
• Proposed Themesong by Peter Anspach, the man who brought us the If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord List.
• Psi Phi's DS9 1999 Year in Review by Lea L. Frost
• Sisko Gets Mamed by Rob Morris
• The Song of Ezri Dax by Izzy
• Three Drunken Klingons by Khaywolf. Keep scrolling down. Also at The Wild Oats homepage.
• Twas the Night Before ST:TNG Author unknown.

Voyager:

• All Gone to Look for the Alpha Quad by Izzy
• The Executive Producer's Song by Lea L. Frost
• Go, Delta Flyer! by Rob Morris
• I Remember Harry by Lilith Sedai
• Jemima's Stories: Filks
• Oh, Chakotay, You're So Fine by Lilith Sedai
• Parallax by Joel Polowin
• Seven of Nine Rhapsody by Izzy
• Three Little Former Drones by Lea L. Frost
• Voyager Died by Izzy
• Voyager's Spam by Kailinn

  The obvious theme song:

  • Proposed Themesong by Peter Anspach. Scroll down past the DS9 theme.
  • Voyager by Joel Polowin
  • Voyager's Aisle by Scott McClure
  • Voyager Theme Song (2 versions) by Michael Rusignuolo and by Polar Music

  Miscellaneous ST songs:

  • The Bardic Voice of Qe'van'Ho'ten, including the filk opera Home on the Nor.
  • Bernd Felsberger German Trek filk.
  • The Compleat Trekwriter by Tom Holt
  • Control of the Franchise by Demosthenez
  • Cube Root, Turnip Root by Sherman Dorn and Elizabeth Margareta Griffith. Warp drive.
  • Ding Dong, the Kirk Is Dead Uncredited.
  • The Ensign Toast Theme Song by Rich Brown.
  • Filk Songs at The Warrior Writes. Includes songs by Rakqor, Andrea Benton, Alan Bowbrick, and Khaywolf.
  • Filks at PythonTrek.
  • Gene Roddenberry's Ghost by Ann Sasahara
  • Great Bird by Gary Ehrlich
  • Judith Hayman's Star Trek songbook
  • I'm a Trekkie by Jeff Duntemann
  • The Infinite Filks by Rob Morris includes 3 filks.
  • Klingons Don't Cry by Ellen Edgerton
  • Little Star Treks Uncredited.
  • Mrs. Murphy's Chowder: The Next Generation by Bob Kanefsky
  • Mutant Generations by Bob Kanefsky. Written before that episode, of course....
  • New DS9 and STV Theme Songs by Peter Anspach (The Evil Overlord)
  • Okuda by Danny M. Davids
  • The Oracle Service's Star Trek Songs
  • Pocitace - Texty - scifi - povidky (i Star Trek) This Czech site includes zipped files of many filks (in English).
  • Riverside by Andy Wheeler and Beth Wheeler
  • Salatrel's Star Trek Filk Songs
  • Script Victims by Jeffrey Hitchin
  • The Spocky Horror Star Trek Show '94 by Tim Murphy. Also at Doke's page Includes audience participation.
  • Stand by Your Trek by Sherman Dorn and Elizabeth Margareta Griffith
  • Star Trek the Musical by Jeremy Buhler, and Act I of Star Trek the Musical II: That Old Plak Magic by Jeremy Buhler
  • Sweet Savage Star Trek: The Soundtrack Zipped file.
  • Terok Nor: Quark's Big collection of filks and more from the Fidonet Star Trek humor echo.
  • Time Plot by Tom Smith
  • To Boldly Go by Steve Macdonald
  • Trade Warriors by Pat Mathews. Scroll on down.
  • The Vulcan Academy of Science School Cheer by Paula Smith
  • Whole Lotta Python Goin' On by D. L. Thurston. Scroll on down.
  • The Wreck of the Anaxagoras by Cyohtee

  Songs in Klingon

  • Songs. I'm not sure what all they are, as my Klingon language skills are rusty, but take a look.
  • 'etlh 'oH yIn'e' by David Barron
  • wo' bom by Hilary Bader, translated by Mark Okrand; also with sheet music.

    Translations

    • QISmaS Carols
    • Doch naS by Eric the Fruitbat
    • SIy'ven (Steven) translated by Fred Horein
    • Translations by Nick Nicholas including "Sesame Street" (scroll on down)
    • yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv ("Who Wants to Live Forever") translated by Fred Horein

    Poetry

    • jI'ojtaH nuqvaD? (What do I thirst for?) by Michael Everson

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