"The Skeptic"
Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, fall 1997
Music: "The Nanny" theme
Insp: Chris Carter of The X-Files wrote the pilot for "The Nanny". Really.

She was teaching at the Acad'my like she'd always dreamed
Till Jack Willis kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
Where was she to go? What was she to do?
And the rumors were septic.

Then Section Chief Blevins sent her to a basement door --
She was meant to be a spy, but Agent Mulder saw more --
Open mind! -- How she cared! -- She was there! --
That's why she became The Skeptic.

Who would have guessed that the doctor described
Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Mulder's cell phone is constantly dialing
-- "Mulder, it's me" --
And the CSM just isn't smiling --
-- Not Duane Barry! --

She's the lady redhead who's warnin' Mulder just like Timmy's collie --
The angel from Annap'lis -- The Skeptic named Scully.