Colorful Metaphors
Lyrics & Music: Maureen S. O'Brien, 12/8/97

Mulder was a golden boy
Working in BSU
He went out to ViCri
And turned poor Reggie's hair white, too
X's little potion
Made him see grey men all around.
Once the Gunmen showed him,
He was seein' red at what he found

CH:
(He was a)
Rouge Agent 
Always wearing lipstick and lace
(He was a)
Rouge Agent
Gettin' intah CSM's face.

Scully in the basement
Mulder was no longer blue
Colton green with envy
Over all that they could do.
He was just brownnosing
Scully she would not go back
They abducted Scully
Mulder's life was lookin' black
CH:

CODA:
He was never yella
Agent Orange couldn't weed him back
Not a violet fella --
Just wanted his sister back

CH:

CSM hates pinkos
Now Communism is no more
Saw the world go crazy
Used colorful metaphors.
Sam & Fox's photo
From a world in monochrome.
Shot? Goodbye, Crayola world.
And that's how CSM went home
CH: