Dancin' in Memphis (Scully version)
Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien
Music: ttto "Walking in Memphis", Marc Cohn, as sung by Cher
Insp: "The Post-Modern Prometheus", X-Files.

Cher impersonator 
In a nightclub that was kinda good
First I roastbeefed and explained our mission,
Then I asked her if she would
Dance a little with him -- 
Oh, they both could dance so fine.
Then Mulder stood up, ambled 'round the table,
And I took his hand in mine.

And I was dancin' in Memphis
Dancin' with my arms wrapped around him so tight
Dancin' in Memphis
Did we really have that one sweet night?

Mulder took me with him 
To Union Avenue
I followed him up to the gates of Graceland
And he said, "Aron's the clue."
He said, "Sing a little to me,"
And I sang with all my might.
He must be tonedeaf as well as colorblind,
'Cause his face was all alight.

Then we were dancin' in Memphis,
Dancin' with my arms wrapped around him so tight.
Dancin' in Memphis
Did we really have that one sweet night?

There was silence all around us.
There was music in the air.
Maybe some evil cabal could see us,
But you know we didn't care.
We only cared for Memphis.

We walked around till morning, 
Watched the dawn like lovers from Millay.
"It was the city of the dead in Egypt,"
He said, so I said, "Let's stay."
But you know, we had a pris'ner
To deliver, so we had to go.
But if fate should spare us one more year,
Then there's one thing we both know.

That we'll go dancin' in Memphis
Dancin' with my arms wrapped around him so tight
Dancin' in Memphis
Did we really have that one sweet night?