Fibbie Moon
Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, after "Moonlight Densetsu"/the Sailor Moon theme song
Music: "Moonlight Densetsu" (the Sailor Moon opening theme)


<New fan begins singing the Canadian version of the theme song>

Fighting evil by flashlight,
Ticking off AD Kersh right,
With the Gunmen booking ev'ry flight,
She is the one named Fibbie Moon.
And she will never turn her back on this town,
But when Death comes, she'll just stare him down.
She won't date him, don't need him around!
She is the one named Fibbie Moon.

<Old fan comes out, looking upset, and starts singing the Japanese
version of the theme song, "Flashlight Densetsu" (Flashlight Destiny). 
Which translates into something like this:>

I'm sorry, I am not Fowley.
I can't say it while I'm conscious.
My thoughts really need an autopsy.
I want the X-Files back right now.
The flashlight makes me want to sigh.
You're on my speed-dial after midnight.
It's unprofessional; what should I do?
My heart's an electron microscope.

	BRIDGE:
	Led by our giant flashlights,
	We meet our foes again and again.	
	The strange lights in the sky above us 
	Foretell their evil plans.
	Two in five billion --
	A miracle partnership.

Just one more X-File together --
Chris, give us happy endings! --
Present, past, future, and MSRs,
I'll always be here by your side.
When we first met, that snarky glance
You gave me, I can never forget.
Out of the millions of dimbulbs in this world....
Changing extreme possibilities to better odds, I love this way of life.

	BRIDGE:
	Through faith or science or strangeness,
	We both survive again and again.
	The strange lights in the sky 
	Foretell a better world.
	One in five billion --
	A miracle partnership.

	I want to believe 
	In a miracle partnership.

<Old fan stops singing. New fan creeps out again for one final chorus of:>

Fighting evil by flashlight,
Ticking off AD Kersh right,
With the Gunmen booking ev'ry flight,
She is the one named Fibbie Moon.

She is the one named Fibbie Moon.
She is the one --
Fibbie Moon!