The Seven Wonders of the X-Files

Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien
Music: ttto "The Seven Wonders", English trad.
Spoilers: 5th season up to "Emily". BEWARE!
Insp: 5th season up to "Emily", of course.


Oh, when I sat down to watch 5th season,
*9 PM, Sunday ni-ights on Fox*
I saw the first part that they called "Redux",
*9 PM, Sunday ni-ights on Fox*
And after all, Mulder didn't ditch Scully!
*9 PM, Sunday ni-ights on Fox*
And that is one of the Seven Wonders.
*9 PM, Sunday ni-ights on Fox*

In "Redux II", Skinner got on C-SPAN
And Mulder finally met Samantha
Thrice Mulder kissed Scully's hands and face, yes,
And that is two of the Seven Wonders.

"Unusual Suspects" starred the Lone Gunmen:
Byers, Frohicke and Langly fighting;
We learned their names, and saw Byers' true love.
And that is three of the Seven Wonders.

In "Detour" M & S rode in the backseat,
Scully drank wine and sang of bullfrogs,
And Mulder only dropped his gun on purpose.
And that is four of the Seven Wonders.

Shades of grey, "Post-Modern Prometheus" --
Mulder and Scully weren't on their cell phones;
They danced to Cher for a happy ending.
And that is five of the Seven Wonders.

For Christmas, we got "A Christmas Carol",
And Scully got called by her dead sister
She found and lost her daughter, "Emily".
And that is six of the Seven Wonders.

Modell woke up in "Kitsunegari"
And didn't kill a single person
And tried to save Mulder and Scully
And that's the last of the Seven Wonders.

When I sat down to watch 5th season,
*9 PM, Sunday nights on Fox*
I never thought of so many wonders.
*9 PM, Sunday nights on Fox*
This season's not even half over,
*9 PM, Sunday nights on Fox*
And there's a movie to watch this summer!
*9 PM, Sunday nights on Fox*