Have I Told You Lately That I Hate You?  
(A Love Song to the Cast and Crew of JAG)

Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, 1/30/98
To the tune of: "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You", as performed
by DJE. Or some guy named Rod Stewart. 

Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you, "Suspense can be so cruel"?
Make the fans go crazy --
Won't let the JAG get lazy --
Give Harm troubles, that's what you do.

Soon be mourning *someone's* death so gory --
Soon a wedding brings hope and ratings too.
The Hammer's found or lost --
Harm's love is so starcrossed --
Keep folks watchin', that's what you do.

	There's a list you can find
	And you're out on the line
	On the Net.
	And at the end of the Games,
	We will give thanks and flame...
	Don't forget.
	Don't forget.

Have we told you lately how we thank you?
Have we told you, "We owe you, cast and crew"?
Thanks for the e-mail letters --
Each year the show gets better --
Keep on growin', that's what you do.


Maureen, who has never before written a praise song with 'hate' in 
the first line...The Dalton made me do it.