"The Devil Puppy Song"
Lyrics: Maureen O'Brien
Music: your standard blues.
Insp: A comment by LCDR Ryan on Maeve's message board.

My momma wears Marine boots.
My momma's name is Mac.
And I was born in Quantico 
Next to a rifle rack.
They didn't need no blanket 
To keep me safe and warm.
I came out wearin' BDU's,
Not out of uniform!

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'Cause I'm a Devil Puppy
I'm a Devil Puppy
I'm a Devil Puppy
And when I grow up, I'll be a bitch.

My momma's bedtime stories start
'Once upon a semper fi...."
When Georgie Porgie kissed the girls,
You bet I made him cry!
My momma taught me duty.
She taught me how to fight.
I captured me the monster
In my closet just last night.
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From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli,
Beware of devil puppies
Don't you never bother me,
'Cause I'm my momma's daughter.
I'll give you all what for.
And if I cannot take you,
Then I'll take you to the Corps!
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