Filkin' po-Russkii
Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, July 28-31, 2000
To the tune of: "Surfin' USA" (which is ttto "American Bandstand")

If everybody spoke Russian 
Across the USA,
Austria and Deutschland, 
Eire and the UK,
We'd all read Cyrillic
Without a diction'ry --
And not need translations
Of filkin' po-Russkii.

And if I'd paid better attention
In Dr. Kuk's class, hey,
I might write better translations
Than I can do today.
I'm massacre-ing the grammar;
With rhyme schemes I make free.
The Russian fans'll kill me!
Filkin' po-Russkii.

But they keep putting up pages, 
Uploading MP3's, 
And putting out lyrics, 
Like writing them's a breeze.
Spread over the Web now, 
Then everyone can see --
Everybody's gone filkin'!
Filkin' po-Russkii.

Everybody's gone filkin'!
Filkin' po-Russkii.