JAGfic Disclaimer Songs

Watch the Morning disclaimer
Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, April 1998
ttto "Old McDonald", American trad.

Who created our show JAG?  
Bellisario.
Who still owns each little rag?  
Bellisario,
With a CBS here, and a CBS there,     
Paramount, Paramount,
And Belisarius Productions.
I don't own it; what a drag. 
Bellisario!
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Tristan and Isolde
Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien
(ttto "Donna E Mobile". Freely.)

Don Bellisario
He owns this little show
With CBS and Paramount
And Belisarius Productions.
I don't own the characters.
I used them anyway.
Please do not sue me now;
I did it all in play....

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Budmas Disclaimer
Lyrics: Maureen O'Brien, December 1998
ttto: "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"

I hope you don't sue;
I know this don't count,
But JAG's owned by Don, 
Belisar'us,
Paramount --
Fanfic writer going to town.

I'm writing a tale;
I'm spell-checking twice;
If it still stinks,
Tell me -- but be nice!
Fanfic writer going to town.

I know I should be sleeping,
But JAG kept me awake.
My checkbook won't do you much good,
So don't sue, for goodness' sake!

So give this a read
And send me a line,
And tell me what's good,
What's bad and what's whine...
Fanfic writer going to town.