Subject:              Re: [JAG-ff] "Very Far Away from AnyJAG Else"
        Date:              Thu, 19 Mar 1998 23:54:27 -0800
       From:              "Maureen S. O'Brien" <mobrien@dnaco.net>
 Organization:              Ceann Coradh
         To:              jag-ff@thelists.org
  References:              1


>That was *hilarious*, Maureen!   Where do you come up with this stuff?

<ring, ring>

"Hello. You have reached Mount Helicon's Muse Hotline. Please enter
the name of the Muse you wish to contact, or her extension. Or hold
on the line, and somewhere before you hit the Elysian Fields, an
operator will get back to you. Thank you!"

<Maureen punches in her Muse's name>

<ring, ring>

"Oh, sorry, but <name -- you don't think I'm going to tell you who
she is?> isn't here right now. She's hitting the Caymans right now
with some cute hunka of mortal love with the rest of the senior Muses,
while I hafta sit here on this cold rainy mountain! So what can I do
for ya, woman?"

"I've got these JAG fanfics, see, and...."

"JAG? What's that?"

<Maureen sighs.>

"That's the one about the Navy lawyer and the Marine lawyer, and...."

"Oh, yeahhhhh. The one with that really hotlookin' babe!"

<Maureen sighs. Great. A Baywatch Muse.>

"That's the one, ma'am."

"Cool. Lemme look at your fanfics."

<flip, flip>

"Riiiiight. Well, why don't we forget those and go on to something
else."

"Like what?"

"Well, I've gone to enough of Dionysus' parties that I'm really good at
inspiring stories about drunk people...like that babe Harm last
night...."

<Maureen grins unwillingly.>

"Whatever you say...hey, that does give me kind of an idea...."

"And that's why I'm the Muse!"


Maureen, very silly tonight